ichinese:

I never watched Avatar the Last Airbender before, but then the fire nation attacked and I marathoned 3 seasons in 2 days hahahaa….

(via dostmotherknowyou)

At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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"Touka-chan, did you know this? He has a habit. If he's hiding something, he'll touch his chin, just like this."

(Source: toganeshiro, via dostmotherknowyou)

caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

(Source: georgia-costanza, via darkrai48)

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

(via raynarvaezjr)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via twerch)

friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

(via twerch)

So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

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キルラキル Blu-ray & DVD covers

(Source: gokukoku, via danielbpc)